Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
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What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
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It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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