At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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