we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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