Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
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I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
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One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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