So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
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God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
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I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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