do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
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u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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