Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
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I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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