Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
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It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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