Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
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I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
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If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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