Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
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She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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