There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
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underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
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when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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