I just made out with a guy for $7.
It's Friday. Sex?
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
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we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
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It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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