i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
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As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
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I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I'm having to shit out rocks
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