So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
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Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
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Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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