This house was built for laser tag.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
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I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
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It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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