Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NoShamevember. You game?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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