so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
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Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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