My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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