I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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