I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
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It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
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The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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