i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
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Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
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A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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