Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
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Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
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Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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