My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
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it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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