I love black thongs
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
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Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
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I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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