At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
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Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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