Pants 0. Shit 1.
birth control should be required to get into college
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
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I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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