your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
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Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I can't turn off my feet"
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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