Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
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wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
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No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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