I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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