i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
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There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
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I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Drake has all the answers
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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