im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
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I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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