Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
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I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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