he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
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That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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