I didn't shave. On purpose
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
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You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
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