we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
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Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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