I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
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I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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