Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
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I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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