I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
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You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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