Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
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Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
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I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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