I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
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Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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