i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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