Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
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winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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