i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
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He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
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I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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