ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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