Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
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We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
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He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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