I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Blood and glitter go together right?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
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It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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