I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize