After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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