too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
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You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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