Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
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I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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