I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
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